What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:00

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
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You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
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